There's no law that says you actually have to follow through with the ceremony.Plus, it takes an expert to tell cubic zirconia from a diamond, and if she takes her ring to an expert she clearly doesn't trust you and is a lost cause anyway.Or tell your wife you just don't want to wear a ring; invent some sort of bizarre hand disease or rice picker accident.Anyway even the ones who haven't read the Girl's Rules don't want to date married guys so don't let her (or your wife) know.Harlequin Romances isn't exactly going broke selling girls books about how a guy comes into the girl's life and does something as simple as fixing her car to make her life right and sweeps her off her feet.You would be amazed at the "mileage" you can get just by taking her car down to the shop.
Girls love the "bad boy." They hope they can "reform" him, or they're a case of point #11 above. Invent deep intimate stuff you can tell her in bed, she'll go for it.(It alters your blood type.) Almost all girls have one.In 90% of cases it's the knight in shining armour, the handsome prince or the tall, dark and handsome mysterious stranger.You did a lot of work and you're tired, and you have important work to do tomorrow.